[
    "You try to fit a square peg into a round hole, despite knowing it won't work.",
    "You attempt to teach a cat how to fetch a ball.",
    "You try to argue with a stubborn person who refuses to listen to reason.",
    "You water a plastic plant hoping it will grow.",
    "You try to start a car with an empty gas tank.",
    "You try to teach a fish to climb a tree.",
    "You try to charge a dead battery."
    "You try to make it snow in the summer."
    "You try to stop a waterfall with your hands."
    "You try to make a rock float in water."
    "You try to make a broken clock tell time again."
    "You try to make a plant grow in complete darkness."
    "You try to stop a hurricane with a fan."
    "You try to make a pen write without ink."
    "You try to make a cat bark like a dog."
    "You try to make a tree walk."
    "You try to make a computer work without electricity."
    "You try to make a phone call with an unplugged telephone."
    "You try to make a car run without wheels."
    "You try to make a square turn into a circle."
    "You try to make a movie play in a book."
    "You try to make a door open with a banana."
    "You try to make a lightbulb work without a filament."
    "You try to make a glove fit on a ball."
    "You try to make a clock read your thoughts."
    "You try to make time go backward."
    "You try to make a painting sing."
    "You try to make a mirror reflect your future."
    "You try to make a book cook your dinner."
]